How to Make N2,000 Last The Whole Week

Are you a rich kid or a representative of the trenches, (Dodging extreme Sapa has become your hobby in this economy) here are some ways to make your N2,000 last the whole week.

If you’re a rich kid, you can skip this article or stick around to learn a few tricks for rainy days, even though we know Sapa can never get a hold on you. Take this as a Past Q&A for Sapalogy 101. 

In this chapter, you’ll see the magic N2,000 can do in a week, just leave it with an experienced representative of the trenches, or learn to become one yourself. 

Let’s dive right into it to see some proven ways to make your N2,000 last the whole week.

Minister of Finance Management

Can you remember that roommate or neighbor who manages everything, even down to salt. For them, trekking is no longer an exercise, it’s now a skill. You might have to put on your management pants and be like them.

For a start, you’ll have to buy Garri (N1,100) and a new keg (N350) to fetch clean water because even pure water and sugar are misappropriation of funds. Also, remember to master the art and science of trekking.

P2P Borrowing 

To be like the people in this category, you have to have excellent communication skills, to convince all the people you’ll be borrowing from. The P2P(peer-to-peer) borrowers would keep that N2,000 as emergency cash that would last the whole week and borrow anything else they need.

Their humility and sweet mouth when they want to borrow stuff is their secret weapon. But don’t forget to also learn the skill of dodging and postponing for when it’s time to pay back. 

I won’t advise you to take this route, but what do I know? “Survival is winning Franklin, everything else is bullsh*t. Fairytales spun by people afraid to look life in the eye“ – Michael GTA V.

Become A Religious Introvert

Stay indoors and cancel all plans for that week. Just you, Sapa, and God. Nothing should be able to bring you out, only the most important things like fresh air, bread, and sometimes N100 groundnut or sugar.

Don’t forget to turn it into fasting and prayer for better days ahead. While using this tested and trusted method, sleep helps more than food. You’ll learn how to sleep away the hunger.

Start A Business

Yes! I said what I said, one of the few ways you can make N2,000 last the whole week is to start a business with it and maximize profit over the days, you might have to sacrifice your Steeze, and food sha. Small price to pay as a CEO.

Just buy two bags of pure water from a pure water factory near you, refrigerate them to be very cold, and head out to the nearest traffic hotspot near you to sell.

RELATED: Personal Finance Tips: Side-Hustles You Can Start With Less Than N50,000 

The Indestructible

Be Indestructible! You see this set of people, they’re the egbons. They’ve already accepted their fate that sapa has decided to have a one-on-one session with them. N1,000 can probably last the whole week with them. How are they surviving? We don’t know how, they themselves don’t know how. Wait,even sapa doesn’t also know how they’re surviving. It is well.

Fusion Awoof

You can make extra urgent N2,000 on Fusion. This awoof no dey turn belle, no negative side effects and it still works well. Here’s the update. Buy data N1,000 and head into the fusion app, make sure to participate in trivia and challenges to win cash prizes.

The best part is with that N1,000 data, if you’re lucky and smart with your strategy, you can win up to N10,000 that week. You 1:0 Sapa.

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Watch out for the Rich kids’ opinions. You might also look out for more N2,000 business start-up ideas. Don’t Mention, You’re Welcome.